April 2009
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“I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else.”
– Calvin Klein (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
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40 Amazing Online Photography Magazines →
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An introduction to the wonderful world of online photography magazines.
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jagerbombs:
Steve Miller Band - The Joker
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Would I lie to you baby…
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“I guess it’s love when you feel bad when he feels bad… confusing...”
– FLO!
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Mental Health Hotline
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line and we will trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the orbiting mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the voices will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the phone cable until an operator comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you a have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to bother talking to you.
If you are blonde please don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up.